Miss Piggy Riddles – A series of jokes for my favorite muppet, Miss Piggy
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake.
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite card game?
A: Texas Hold ‘Em Porker.
Q: Who is Miss Piggy’s favorite movie star?
A: Kevin Bacon – He’s a real ham.
Q: What is a Miss Piggy’s favorite play?
A: Hamlet
Q: Did Miss Piggy join the sowing circle?
A: No, she’s too busy bacon pies.
Q: What is Miss Piggy’s favorite city?
A: Hamburg, of course.
Q: What are a Miss Piggy’s favorite operas?
A: Porky and Bess.