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Miss Piggy Riddles

Miss Piggy Riddles – A series of jokes for my favorite muppet, Miss Piggy

Q: What is a Miss Piggy’€™s favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake.

Q: What is a Miss Piggy’€™s favorite card game?
A: Texas Hold ‘€˜Em Porker.

Q: Who is Miss Piggy’€™s favorite movie star?
A: Kevin Bacon – He’€™s a real ham.

Q: What is a Miss Piggy’€™s favorite play?
A: Hamlet

Q: Did Miss Piggy join the sowing circle?
A: No, she’€™s too busy bacon pies.

Q: What is Miss Piggy’€™s favorite city?
A: Hamburg, of course.

Q: What are a Miss Piggy’€™s favorite operas?
A: Porky and Bess.

 

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