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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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December 18, 2020 user
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“You’re a crook.” “You’re a liar.” Judge: “Now that the opposing attorneys have been properly introduced, let us start this case.”
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January 21, 2020 user
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Excused from jury duty – Not that I *recommend* this as a means of getting out of jury duty, of course … but it’s still funny!
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July 10, 2018 user
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A lawyer pun A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year. Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place,...
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February 22, 2018 user
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The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
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September 25, 2017 user
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A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this...
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September 24, 2017 user
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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. “Your Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
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September 23, 2017 user
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The cross-examination … Some lawyers shouldn’t ask questions, really …
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August 3, 2016 user
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Why are the police lockers locked? You have to love this police officer, who politely schools the lawyer during court!
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March 11, 2016 user
Lawyer jokes, Police jokes
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Collection of lawyer jokes – not that nice to lawyers, but very funny! Enjoy the jokes!
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October 12, 2015 user
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