Tom Raymond

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Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

Funny Christmas quotes

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement

Underage Girl Has Illegitimate Birth—Baby Expected To Be Charged With Treason

Do you know what the Nativity Set is?

Do you know what the Nativity Set is?

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes - Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens' classic book, 'A Christmas Carol'

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Early Christmas shopping

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake - Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father's Day) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas