Funny movie quotes from False Alarms – the Three Stooges short film where they’re incompetent firefighters
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, did you hear a bell?
Larry (Larry Fine): What?
Moe (Moe Howard): I said, “Did you hear a bell?”
Larry (Larry Fine): What’d you say?
Moe (Moe Howard): The bell! The bell!
Larry (Larry Fine): I can’t hear you on account of the bell.
Fire Chief (Stanley Blystone): If this were the army I’d have you shot at sunrise!
Curly (Curly Howard): But you couldn’t do that, cap, we don’t get up that early!
Minnie: I guess the only way I can get a man to come to see me is to call a doctor.
Minnie: You’ll like me after we get acquainted. I grow on people.
Curly (Curly Howard): So do warts!
Curly (Curly Howard): Is there any gas in the tank?
Larry (Larry Fine): The arrow’s half-way. I don’t know if it’s half empty or half full!