Thirteen One liner jokes
- I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
- I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
- I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. She doesn’t like to be interrupted.
- People used to laugh when I would say, “I want to be a comedian.” Well, nobody’s laughing now.
- My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
- I haven’t slept for three days, because that would be too long.
- The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought, “This will change everything.”
- My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
- I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all of the signs were there.
- I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
- People say that I’m condescending. That means that I talk down to people.
- You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your pigeon doesn’t return, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
- Whiteboards are remarkable.