As he paid his hotel bill the departing guest turned and yelled to the bellboy, “Quick, boy, run up to room 999 and see if I left my brief case and overcoat. Hurry up, because I’ve just got six minutes to catch my train.”
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April 30, 2020 user
Work jokes
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Backwards Compatibility – Proof that bureaucracies and old standards never die The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads...
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April 29, 2020 user
Bureaucracy jokes
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Do they play baseball in heaven? There’s good news, and there’s bad news …
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April 28, 2020 user
Church and God jokes, Sports jokes
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You know you are addicted to the Internet when … You know you are addicted to the internet when…
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April 27, 2020 user
Computer jokes
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April 26, 2020 user
Computer jokes
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Ain’t going to stop saying ain’t … when a grammar lesson simply goes wrong …
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April 25, 2020 user
School jokes
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What If the Apostles Were College Students? The Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them saying:
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April 24, 2020 user
Church and God jokes
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At the library, a young girl checks out the book “Advice for Young Mothers” … but why?
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April 23, 2020 user
Kid jokes
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People tell me that, when I go grocery shopping, to not use plastic bags, since the plastic bag is bad for the environment. So, let me get this straight. When I go shopping, I buy:
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April 22, 2020 user
Social jokes
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Funny movie quotes from The Pirate, starring Judy Garland, Gene Kelly, Walter Slezak. Manuela (Judy Garland): I wish I had now. Now, will you get out of here? Serafin (Gene Kelly): You won’t come with me? Manuela (Judy Garland) No. Serafin (Gene Kelly): Very well then. [He goes...
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April 21, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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