The boy has his mother’s looks and his father’s brains – so, who to blame? The boy came home and started talking to his father. “Dad, do you believe in heredity?” The father replied, “Of course I do, son. You’ve inherited certain physical and mental abilities.” The son...
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Expelled from college for poor eyesight – You would think that this would violate the federal ADA law, but you would be wrong …
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Funny movie quotes from Move Over Darling, the romantic comedy starring Doris Day, James Garner, Polly Bergen, Chuck Connors Judge Bryson (Edgar Buchanan): [to Nick] You mean your own mother charged you with bigamy?Grace Arden (Thelma Ritter): I certainly did.Judge Bryson (Edgar Buchanan): I hope you remember this...
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