Monster mash lyrics – by Bob “Boris” Pickett I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightFor my monster from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise He did the mashHe did the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard...
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Funny movie quotes from The Toy (1982) starring Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty Jack Brown (Richard Pryor): I’m writing a book. Writing a book is a job.Stanley: No, writing a book is a cop out.
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Funny movie quotes about children, from a variety of movies
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Funny movie quotes from Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas Horror Express is a very serious, very good horror movie — but even so, it has some moments of humor. Enjoy them,! Movie quotes from Horror Express Inspector Mirov (Julio Peña): The two of you...
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Funny movie quotes from Ghosts on the Loose, starring the East Side Kids, Bela Lugosi, Ava Gardner
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Funny movie quotes from Dracula – Dead and Loving It – a Mel Brooks comedy starring Leslie Nielsen
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Funny movie quotes from High Society (1956), starring Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra Mike: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum. Dexter: You must be one of the newer fellows. Mike: [Dexter is carrying a morning-after-the-night-before drink for Sam] Is that for me? Dexter: It’s for Sam,...
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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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September 29, 2016 user
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Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer. “I am here to make you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, power, and a media that will pander to your...
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Hillary Clinton jokes
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One-line Hillary Clinton jokes
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