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Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home!

Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home!

Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home! A very funny movie, where Hermann has inherited an English Lordship – and the English don’t like it!

Grandpa (Al Lewis): I always used to think there would always be an England, but now I’m not so sure.

Hermann Munster (Fred Gwynne) and Gramdpa (Al Lewis)

Grandpa (Al Lewis): Yeah, we could use some fresh blood in the family.

Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): I want to go to the party and put on funny hats and be obnoxious and talk too loud and get stoned- uphold the American image abroad.

[Herman is seasick]
Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick): Grandpa, what’s wrong with Pop?
Grandpa (Al Lewis): What’s wrong with him? The mighty Viking is going to heave-ho!

Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick): Since you got to be an old lady of 19, you don’t get to have any fun at all!

Grandpa (Al Lewis): If it wasn’t for these [seasick] pills, Columbus would have discovered America hanging over the rail.

Marilyn Munster (Debbie Watson): [trying to get out of a Ferrari GT Spider without revealing too much leg] A girl has trouble getting out of these things…
Roger (Robert Pine): Yes, I think the Italians designed them that way.

Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): “Car 54, Where Are You?” [when finally discovering the secret of Munster Hall – for those who don’t get the joke, Fred Gwynne starred in the TV series, Car 54 Where Are You?]

The Munster Family in "Munster, Go Home!"

Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick): Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.
Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo): Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left Doctor Frankenstein’s lab in Germany…
Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That’s right, son.
Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo): …and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.

Marilyn Munster (Debbie Watson): Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn’t know there were any English Munsters.
Grandpa (Al Lewis): Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.

Shipmate (Jack Dodson): Did ya hear that?
Shipmate: I saw a movie once where a dog howled like that and the next thing you know, he turned back into Lon Chaney, Jr.

Lady Effigie Munster (Hermione Gingold): Really children. Last night couldn’t have been more badly bungled if I had given it to Parliament to do.

Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo): [Lily and Grandpa are ‘borrowing’ a couple of horses] Grandpa, what if we get caught?
Grandpa (Al Lewis): Listen, it won’t be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.

Freddie Munster (Terry-Thomas): By the way, where’s my darling mumsy?
Grace (Jeanne Arnold) I don’t know. I don’t understand her missing this, she so enjoys a good killing.

Grandpa (Al Lewis): Listen, Buster, this is modern day England, you can’t get away with knocking off Herman!
Freddie Munster (Terry-Thomas): But that’s what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!

Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo): Marilyn, if you should happen to meet any strange men on board, be sure and speak to them.
Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): That’s right, dear. Don’t let your… unattractiveness make you self-conscious.

Cruikshank: Can I get you a bite of breakfast, governor?
Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): Oh, thank you very much, Cruikshank, eh, but I am not a governor. I never even made Alderman. [chuckles] I’m a simple man, a man of the people. You may call me: Lord.

Grace (Jeanne Arnold): Mumsy, Freddy is bashing his head against the wall and if he opens a vein it will ruin the drapes.

Grandpa (Al Lewis): Herman, I must ask Freddie where he gets his slime. It looks imported.

Millie: What’s the matter with you two blokes? I’ve seen zombies at the flickers looking ‘appier than you two.

Eddie Munster: I hope those guys didn’t bring any more to-mah-tos

Freddie Munster (Terry-Thomas): [still wondering about the identity of ‘The Griffin’] By Jove, I’ve got it! It’s Cruikshank’s! You know, whenever the Americans make a picture about the British, it’s always the butler!

Freddie Munster (Terry-Thomas): Let’s bash him on the head with something jagged.

Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): Goodbye Spot, don’t eat anybody till we get back!

Roger (Robert Pine): I say, I say, you must tell me something. Did you just see a hideous giant with a ghastly green face?
Herbert: I see them all the time, friend, all the time.

Hermione Gingold and Terry-Thomas as "thorough rotters" in "Munster, Go Home!"

Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo): Oh! Freddie Munster, you’re not a very nice person!
Freddie Munster (Terry-Thomas): I am a thorough rotter. Like all the Munsters before me, and proud of it!

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