Christmas

Eggs Benedict at Christmastime - A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy!

Eggs Benedict at Christmastime

Eggs Benedict at Christmastime – A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy!

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Rules for dieting at Christmastime

Rules for dieting at Christmastime

Rules for dieting at Christmastime– I’m not sure *who* wrote these rules for dieting, but I’m *guessing* that it must be Miss Piggy!

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A Christmas gift for my mother - what does she ask the mall Santa Claus for?

A Christmas wish for my mother

A Christmas wish for my mother – what does the young lady ask the mall Santa Claus for?

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String pun

String pun

String pun – A horrendous pun, with the different between a piece of string and a knot

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I Got a Cold for Christmas song lyrics, as sung by the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita) on their album, Christmas with the Stooges

I got a cold for Christmas

I got a cold for Christmas – song lyrics to “I got a cold for Christmas” as sung by the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita) (from the album, Christmas Time with the Three Stooges)

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Christmas fruit cake recipe

Christmas Fruit cake Recipe

Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from the middle of your railroad tie. The […]

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12 days of Christmas memo

12 Days of Christmas Memo

12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has […]

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Coming home for Christmas

Coming home for Christmas

Coming home for Christmas – How can a father telling his adult son that he’s planning to get a divorce lead to a happy and funny Christmas punchline? Read on and find out! An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five […]

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Christmas string

Christmas string

One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. “€˜You know, we’ll probably just be thrown on the fire,”€™ String Number 1 said. “€˜Or in the garbage!”€™ String Number 2 moaned. “€˜We can’t have that!”€™ String Number 3 cried. “€˜So what can we do?”€™ the other two […]

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Christmas bag of presents

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle, shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed in the windows with care, In hopes […]

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