A clown goes to the doctor to find out what’s wrong with him … enjoy! A clown went into his doctor’s office with a carrot in one ear, a radish in the other ear, and a banana jammed up his nose. He asked the doctor, ‘Hey, Doc –...
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Did he catch all those fish by himself? Well, everybody needs a *little* help sometimes … Clown 1: I see that you caught a lot of fish yesterday! Clown 2: Well, yes, I guess I did. Clown 1: Did you catch them all by yourself?
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June 4, 2014 user
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Why would the clown name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Enjoy! A clown was visiting his clown friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The 2nd clown responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
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May 27, 2014 user
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Taxidermist or Tax Collector? The IRS agent could tell you … but he won’t!
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April 25, 2014 user
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Funny Movie Quotes from The Greatest Show on Earth (1952) starring Charleton Heston, Gloria Grahame, Cornel Wilde, Betty Hutton, Jimmy Stewart Angel (Gloria Grahame): Listen, sugar, the only way that you can keep me warm is to wrap me up in a marriage license.
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April 21, 2014 user
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When a clown paints the white line on the highway – Why clowns shouldn’t be hired to paint the white lines on highways A white face clown was hired to paint lines on the highway. The first day he painted five miles, and his boss was very impressed. The...
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Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis): Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that...
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March 29, 2014 user
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Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘ Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard. This is the 1934 original ‘boxing match’ sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly...
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March 16, 2014 user
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Taxed in Washington D.C. The sad part is that, yes, the IRS really does tax us at that rate …
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March 8, 2014 user
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Which is closer, the moon or California? – a funny example of clown logic – enjoy! Two hobo clowns were sitting on a park bench one moonlight evening. One hobo looks at the moon, and then turns to the other, ‘Which is closer, the moon or California?’
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