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Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks

Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard.  This is the 1934 original ‘€œboxing match’€ sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly goes crazy when ‘€œPop goes the Weasel’€ is played.

Curly (Curly Howard): What’€™ll ya have?
Moe (Moe Howard): I’€™ll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curly (Curly Howard): Why do you want that?
Moe (Moe Howard): I gotta tapeworm and it’€™s good enough for him.

Curly (Curly Howard): Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of me!

Girl (Dorothy Granger): Could you help me? I’€™m in a terrible dilemma.
Moe (Moe Howard): Yeah, I don’€™t care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl (Dorothy Granger): No, I mean I’€™m stuck . . .
Moe (Moe Howard): On me? Aw, that’€™s what all the girls say.
Girl (Dorothy Granger): No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe (Moe Howard): Uh, yeah.

[Curly/KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]
Curly (Curly Howard): Time out! Time out!
Moe (Moe Howard): I suppose you’€™ll want the afternoon off.

Larry (Larry Fine): Pardon Me, Stranger.
Mr. McGurn: What do You want?
Larry (Larry Fine): I’m a Musician!
Mr. McGurn: So?
Larry (Larry Fine): So, if You had some music playing around here, you might increase business.
Mr. McGurn: How much dough do You generally take?
Larry (Larry Fine): About 250, but for you I’ll take 200…
Mr. McGurn: I’ll give You a bowl of soup.
Larry (Larry Fine): I’ll take it!
Mr. McGurn: … if you’re good!
Larry (Larry Fine): O.k. [under his breath] Gee, hope the soup’s good.


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