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Change a light bulb jokes

Change a light bulb jokes – A list of ‘how many xxx does it take to screw in a light bulb?’ jokes – featuring real men, real women, folk singers, economists, Harvard MBAs, surrealists, police officers …

Q: How many “real men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, “real men” aren’t afraid of the dark.

Q: How many “real women” does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, “real women” have plenty of “real men” to do it for them.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change to bulb, and the other to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many Harvard MBA’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, he holds the bulb and expects the whole universe to revolve around him.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to turn the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with multicolored clocks.

Q: How many police does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: None, the light bulb had better turn itself in – if it knows what’s good for it.

Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, if the government leaves it alone, the darkness will improve itself.

Q: How many liberal economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: $40 billion dollars, a huge tax increase on the rich, more deficit spending, and it’s all the Republicans fault the bulb burned out.

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it needs a spectacular twist at the end.

Q: How many “thought police” does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There never was a bad light bulb, why would YOU suggest there was?

 

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