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You picked a fine time to page me, Lucille …

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best...
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99.9% success rate

99.9% success rate - that's good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 
99.9% success rate – that’s good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 
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Decorating a cake

Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake
Decorating a cake – how easy is it? (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.) Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”
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The New Salesman

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the...
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Do you know who I am?

If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out 'Do you know who I am?', you'll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!
If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out ‘Do you know who I am?’, you’ll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!
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