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99.9% success rate

99.9% success rate - that's good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 
99.9% success rate – that’s good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 
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Decorating a cake

Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake
Decorating a cake – how easy is it? (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.) Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”
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The New Salesman

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the...
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Do you know who I am?

If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out 'Do you know who I am?', you'll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!
If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out ‘Do you know who I am?’, you’ll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!
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