Work jokes

You picked a fine time to page me, Lucille …

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly […]

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Wake Up Call - Do you ever use a wake-up call at a hotel? Does it ever end like this?

Wake Up Call

Wake Up Call – Do you ever use a wake-up call at a hotel? Does it ever end like this?

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Where’s the money

Where’s the money?

Where’s the money? I suppose it depends on whom you ask …

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Losing your wallet at the auction

Losing your wallet at the auction

Losing your wallet at the auction – Yet another reason to use e-bay

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99.9% success rate - that's good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 

99.9% success rate

99.9% success rate – that’s good, right? You often hear people say that they have a “99.9% success rate”. Well, if that is acceptable, then: 

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Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake

Decorating a cake

Decorating a cake – how easy is it? (The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.) Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”

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Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.

The New Salesman

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the […]

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Occupational Hymns - Hymns for every occupation, from Teacher to Dentist to everybody's favorite, the IRS agent

Occupational Hymns

Occupational Hymns – Hymns for every occupation, from Teacher to Dentist to everybody’s favorite, the IRS agent

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If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out 'Do you know who I am?', you'll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!

Do you know who I am?

If you ever get annoyed at those self-important jerks who like to shout out ‘Do you know who I am?’, you’ll enjoy how this airport employee gets sweet revenge!

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high cost of living

The economist and the high cost of living

The economist and the high cost of living – The economist is rebuked for his theories on the high cost of living – by a rather unusual caller.

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