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poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’was the night before Christmasand all through our townsThe birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night,Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored hair,and size seventeen...
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November 29, 2013 user
Christmas jokes, Clown jokes
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Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “Deck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy!Fa la la la la, La la la...
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November 28, 2013 user
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Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake – An Irish folk tune full of Irish wit! Here’s a funny musical comedy experience with optional hatchet, saw and dramatic vocals.
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August 11, 2013 user
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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!”Democrats say “Happy Holidays!” Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the...
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May 29, 2013 user
Christmas jokes, Political jokes
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Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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May 25, 2013 user
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Christmas Cookie Rules – Isn’t it amazing how we can avoid calories from Christmas cookies with … creative … rules!
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December 13, 2012 user
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Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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November 30, 2012 user
Christmas jokes, Clown jokes
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Buying Christmas gifts for men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.
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December 22, 2008 user
Christmas jokes, War of the Sexes jokes
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Which Virgin? – Proof once again that kids say the cutest things … and proof that Sunday School teachers need to enunciate! A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking a question:
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December 17, 2008 user
Christmas jokes, Church and God jokes
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Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies – Under no circumstances should you actually try to follow the recipe! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2...
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December 16, 2008 user
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