Female reindeer
Female reindeer – A slightly sexist joke, but still funny! (Sexist reindeer? Who knew?)
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Electric guitar for Christmas
Electric guitar for Christmas – This reminds me of when my sister-in-law bought my daughter an electronic drum set for Christmas … and to think that I used to like her 🙂
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Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake
Twelve Things You Probably Didn’t Know You Could Do With A Fruitcake Besides *eating* them, of course … Paint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won’t park on your lawn. Use it as a building material. (This is actually what the Ancient...
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You might be a Scrooge if
You might be a Scrooge if … Do you have the Christmas spirit, or do you make Ebenezer Scrooge look like a spendthrift?
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Santa knock knock jokes
Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock Who’s there? Holly Holly who? Holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who. Yule be sorry...
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The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses
The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
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One line Animal Christmas Jokes
One line Animal Christmas Jokes – A collection of one-liner Christmas jokes that feature animals, such as “Can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else!”
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Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin?
Is Santa Claus a SysAdmin? It’s interesting the similarities between Santa Claus and a SysAdmin (System Administrator, for the non-computer-geeks out there)
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What to say when receiving an unwanted gift
What to say when receiving an unwanted gift It’s Christmastime, and you know that you’re going to receive at least *one* gift that you really didn’t want … what can you say to the person giving it?
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Christmas thank-you notes
Christmas thank-you notes – A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year
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