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Christmas Fruit cake Recipe

Christmas fruit cake recipe
Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from...
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12 Days of Christmas Memo

12 days of Christmas memo
12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to...
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Coming home for Christmas

Coming home for Christmas
Coming home for Christmas – How can a father telling his adult son that he’s planning to get a divorce lead to a happy and funny Christmas punchline? Read on and find out! An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your...
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Christmas string

Christmas string
One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. “€˜You know, we’ll probably just be thrown on the fire,”€™ String Number 1 said. “€˜Or in the garbage!”€™ String Number 2 moaned. “€˜We can’t have that!”€™ String Number 3 cried. “€˜So...
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