Bit on the ear – how the clown bit himself on the ear
Hobo Clown: Ouch! Oh, my ear, my ear!
White face clown: What’s the matter?
Hobo Clown : I just bit my own ear!
White face clown: That’s impossible. How can someone bite himself on the ear?
Hobo Clown : I was standing on a chair.
p.s. technically, if you’re wearing false teeth, you could do it 🙂