What’s a matta with you?
Louie: What’s this? Latka: It’s a kebble. Louie: What’s a kebble?
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How tired was he?
How tired was he? About this tired … Person 1: You wouldn’t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!
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M*A*S*H – doing inventory
Hawkeye: Sulfa…where’s the sulfa? Margaret: The sulfa’s in the living room.
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The new pastor is too young?
Parishioner 1: What do you think of the new pastor? I enjoyed his sermon this morning. Parishioner 2: I didn’t. He’s too young to preach! Parishioner 1: Why do you say that?
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Jonah and the whale and the alligator
Jonah and the whale and the alligator – alligator? Enjoy the joke! Person 1: Isn’t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’s not that incredible – my uncle’s been in the belly of...
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed in the windows...
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The problem with laryngitis
What’s the problem with laryngitis? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: I hear you had laryngitis last week. Clown 2: Yes, and that’s the problem with laryngitis. Clown 1: What’s that?
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Human cannonball
Why did the circus go out of business when the human cannonball quit? Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: Did you know that I used to be a circus star? Clown 2: Seriously? Clown 1: Yes! I was the human cannonball! In fact, when I quit, the circus went...
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How do you make a gorilla stew?
How do you make a gorilla stew? Ask Dr. Manny in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2! Enjoy the joke.
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