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funny movie quotes from The Nutty Professor

Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens
Funny Movie Quotes from The Nutty Professor(1963) starring Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis): Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that...
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Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks

Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks (1934) starring the Three Stooges ‘€” Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard.  This is the 1934 original ‘€œboxing match’€ sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly...
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Which is closer, the moon or California?

Which is closer, the moon or California? – a funny example of clown logic – enjoy! Two hobo clowns were sitting on a park bench one moonlight evening. One hobo looks at the moon, and then turns to the other, ‘€œWhich is closer, the moon or California?’€
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