Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas
Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas – Another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – this time, ‘saluting’ Bill Gates and Microsoft
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‘Twas the Night Before Implementation
‘Twas the Night Before Implementation – Strictly for the computer nerds among us – but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they’re *so* true! ‘Twas the nite before implementation and all through the house,Not a program was working, not even a browse.The programmers...
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version – (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their...
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’
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Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of...
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A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas
A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas – A very touching version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night. Cops Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas,Yet...
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms
‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode,only one creature was stirring, and she...
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The Month After Christmas
The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I’d nibbled, the...
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