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Thanksgiving dinner bribe

Thanksgiving dinner bribe – What will Dad do to get a grandchild? The entire family was assembled for Thanksgiving dinner.  All four children were there with their spouses that they had recently married.  All four couples were childless.
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey

Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey - Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal
Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey – Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one large enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied,...
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Turkey Riddles

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’m stuffed! Q: What’s the key to...
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Last Minute Turkey

Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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