Groucho Marx Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

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What did he name the twins?

fishing trip with the guys - when the businessman calls home to ask his wife to pack for a weekend fishing trip, what could go wrong?

fishing trip with the guys

Flight out of Egypt - yes, kids do say the funniest things! When the child draws his favorite Bible story - Joseph, Mary, Jesus on a plane?

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Flight out of Egypt

Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

Funny movie quotes from Copacabana, a funny movie starring Groucho Marx and Carmen Miranda

Funny movie quotes from Copacabana

Groucho Marx was never more funny than in his autobiography, Groucho and Me. Here as some examples:

Funny quotes from Groucho and Me

Funny quotes about doctors

Funny quotes about doctors

There's a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics, as sung by Groucho Marx

There’s a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx, master of the one-liner

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx

Funny movie quotes from Go West (1940) starring the Marx Brothers – Groucho, Chico, Harpo.

Funny movie quotes from Go West, starring the Marx Brothers

Funny movie quotes from Double Dynamite