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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Funny movie quotes from Copacabana, a funny movie starring Groucho Marx and Carmen Miranda

Funny movie quotes from Copacabana

Groucho Marx was never more funny than in his autobiography, Groucho and Me. Here as some examples:

Funny quotes from Groucho and Me

Funny quotes about doctors

Funny quotes about doctors

There's a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics, as sung by Groucho Marx

There’s a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx, master of the one-liner

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx

Funny movie quotes from Go West (1940) starring the Marx Brothers – Groucho, Chico, Harpo.

Funny movie quotes from Go West, starring the Marx Brothers

Funny movie quotes from Double Dynamite