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Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas

Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?

Is Santa Claus a Time Lord?

Christmas Cookie Rules

Christmas Cookie Rules

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement

Revised Tale of Bethlehem

Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye

Funny movie quotes from White Christmas

Buying Christmas gifts for men

Buying Christmas gifts for men

Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies - Under no circumstances should you actually try to follow the recipe!

Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies

Eat the Last Piece of Fruitcake - Sung to the tune of 'Last Train to Clarksville' by The Monkees - a very funny song parody (unless, of course, you *love* Christmas fruitcake)

Uses For Christmas Fruitcake

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Last Minute Turkey

Last Minute Turkey