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Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes - Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens' classic book, 'A Christmas Carol'
Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late Walt Kelly (of Pogo fame) wrote for his comic strip. The following are the lyrics from a jolly parody of Deck The Halls that the late...
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Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes Doctor, Doctor! jokes with a Christmas flavor Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’€™m a Christmas bell! Just take these pills – and, if they don’€™t work, give me a ring!
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Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father'€™s Day) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.
Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’€™s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage Any knick-knack.  Absolutely...
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!
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