Signs that Cupid has gone insane – Too many years of being stuck in a dead-end job can even affect Cupid …
- Is on retainer to Pam Anderson.
- Traded in the diaper for leopard-skin Speedos.
- Thinks it’s funny to keep making Joe Biden fall madly in love with himself.
- Recent Oreo binges making it impossible for tiny wings to support his bloated girth.
- Offering “special military discount” to Army drill instructors.
- Shows up with an arrow through his head and shouts, “Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!”
- He’s got three days of stubble, he’s waving a half-empty bottle of Everclear, and he’s up in a clock tower with a pink assault rifle, screaming about “that amateur Chuck Woolery.”
- Has given up his bow and arrow in place of a bazooka.
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