The Internet Before Christmas (circa 1990) – With apologies to Clement Moore’s “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” – how the Internet has changed Christmas traditions ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the netsNot a mouse was stirring, not even the pets.The floppies were stacked by the modem with...
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October 29, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes – not too many years ago, the idea of a male or female clown would have been anathema – but now, it’s quite common. So, here are a collection of boyfriend and girlfriend jokes suitable for the way clowns think and interact
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October 27, 2007 user
Clown jokes, Dating jokes
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Abbott and Costello meet Microsoft Windows – Bud Abbott and Lou Costello became famous for their well-known “Who’s on First?” routine — if they were alive today, the routine might focus on Microsoft Windows instead ….
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October 22, 2007 user
Clown jokes
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Cat Puns – These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.
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September 13, 2007 user
Animal jokes
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Funny quotes from Blackadder the Third, the third BBC TV series starring Rowan Atkinson of “Mr. Bean” fame as the cowardly, scheming Blackadder, also starring Hugh Laurie (of “House”) Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call...
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August 29, 2007 user
Funny movie quotes
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50 people swindled! Look out for that newsboy … A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”
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August 7, 2007 user
Clown jokes
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Eating fish makes you smarter – You’ve heard that eating fish makes you smarter? Well, here’s the proof!
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August 6, 2007 user
Clown jokes
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Returning the lost purse – Surely the honest young man deserves a reward … A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm . . . that’s funny....
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July 30, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Microsoft Buys Christmas – So, what would happen if Microsoft were to attempt to purchase the Christmas holiday? NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s summer estate somewhere in the southern...
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July 1, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Valentines Day jokes for married couples
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June 30, 2007 user
Marriage jokes, Valentines Day jokes
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