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Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes

Boyfriend and girlfriend jokes – not too many years ago, the idea of a male or female clown would have been anathema – but now, it’s quite common. So, here are a collection of boyfriend and girlfriend jokes suitable for the way clowns think and interact

Boy Clown: Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…
Girl Clown: Why not ??
Boy Clown: I’m broke.

Boy Clown: May I hold your hand??
Girl Clown: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

Girl Clown: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Boy Clown: What time was it??

Girl Clown: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy Clown: Okay, “You love me”

Girl Clown: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy Clown: Sure, what’s your phone number??

Girl Clown: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
Boy Clown: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple..

Girl Clown: Do you remember when you proposed to me?  I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour..
Boy Clown: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life’€¦

Girl Clown: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boy Clown: Don’t you ever want to improve??

Boy Clown: I love you!  I love you so much, I could die for you!
Girl Clown: How soon??

Boy Clown: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl Clown: Yes, but would you stay there??

Boy Clown: You remind me of the sea.
Girl Clown: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
Boy Clown: NO, because you make me sick.

Girl Clown: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.  What do you think,?
Boy Clown: I agree with both. You’re pretty ugly.

Boy Clown: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl Clown: So what do you do?
Boy Clown: I close my eyes.

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