Nervous before giving a speech – Hopefully, you are never *this* nervous before giving a speech
Upon entering a room in a Washington hotel, a woman was surprised to recognize a well-known government official, and asked what he was doing there.
‘I am going to deliver a speech,’ he replied.
‘Do you normally get nervous before delivering a speech before a large audience?’
‘Nervous?’ he replied. ‘No, I never get nervous before giving a speech.’
The woman then asked, ‘Then what are you doing in the Ladies Room?’