Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch
Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch (1953) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard
Shemp: Look what you did! Now, my hat won’t fit me!
Moe: Don’t worry, I’ll fix it. [puts the cut-off hair on Shemp’s head, starts hitting him on the head]
Shemp: Stop! Stop! I won’t wear a hat!
Shemp: This is the store where your dollar has more sense!
Shemp: Where did you get this mess?
Detective (Vernon Dent): Here!
Shemp: What a beautiful mess-terpiece.
Shemp: 200% wool!
Detective (Vernon Dent): 200%?
Shemp: Yeah, these sheep led a double life!
Moe: T-H. I wonder what that means?
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You’re wrong, quiz kid.
Larry: You stupid stooge! Are you trying to shoe me like a horse?