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Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch

Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch

Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch (1953) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard

Shemp: Look what you did! Now, my hat won’t fit me!
Moe: Don’€™t worry, I’ll fix it. [puts the cut-off hair on Shemp’s head, starts hitting him on the head]
Shemp: Stop!  Stop!  I won’t wear a hat!


Shemp: This is the store where your dollar has more sense!


Shemp: Where did you get this mess?
Detective (Vernon Dent): Here!
Shemp: What a beautiful mess-terpiece.


Shemp: 200% wool!
Detective (Vernon Dent): 200%?
Shemp: Yeah, these sheep led a double life!


Moe: T-H.  I wonder what that means?
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You’€™re wrong, quiz kid.


Larry: You stupid stooge!  Are you trying to shoe me like a horse?

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