Funny eBay feedback

Funny eBay feedback – After completing a transaction on eBay, the buyer can rate the seller and leave comments. If you ever seen *any* of these, run away from that person!

  • POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?
  • NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should’ve poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.
  • NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
  • NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.
  • NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.
  • POSITIVE: I don’t really remember what I ordered. But I’€™ve been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it’s great!
  • POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the “Rolex”. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
  • NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.
  • NEGATIVE: The dog won’t hunt.
  • NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it’s a size 36, not a 63 as advertised.
  • NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
  • NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.
  • POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio … was that you?
  • POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!
  • NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
  • NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I’d hoped.
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Tom Raymond

Professional clown who loves to laugh - happily married for 29 years, with 5 children and 1 grandson. Servant of Jesus Christ.

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