Economic systems explained with two cows – A funny, yet accurate, definition of Communism, Socialism, Fascism, Capitalism, etc. – using the example of owning 2 cows
Here are a few interesting views on politics:
- Communism
- If you have two cows you give both cows to the government, and then the government sells you some of the milk.
- Socialism
- If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government and then the government gives you some of the milk.
- Fascism
- If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the government half of the milk.
- Nazism
- If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes both cows.
- New Deal
- If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain.
- Capitalism
- If you have two cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.