Doctor, Doctor! – a series of one-liner puns with your doctor
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live!
Doctor: Just a minute.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a burglar!
Doctor: Have you taken anything for it?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I’m seeing double!
Doctor: One at a time, please.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No, I’m serious!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!
Doctor: Didn’t I see you yesterday?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bell!
Doctor: Take these and if it doesn’t help give me a ring!
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in the waiting room
Doctor: Tell him that I can’t see him
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I need your help; I can never remember what i just said
Doctor: When did u first notice this problem?
Patient: Notice what problem?
Patient: Doctor, I’m here for my heart
Doctor: Sorry, I don’t have it.
Mother: Doctor,Doctor! My son thinks that he’s a smoke detector!
Doctor: There’s no cause for alarm.
Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I keep thinking that I’m a $10 bill
Doctor: Go shopping; the change will do you good.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I think I need glasses!
Waiter: You certainly do, sir — this is a restaurant.
Be sure to check out the Doctor, Doctor! Christmas Jokes as well.