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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous …

The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone.

The next day, his mother called to see how everything went.

“Oh, hi mom! I made a traditional Thanksgiving dinner – dressing, mashed potatoes, cranberry dressing, the whole works! But I had trouble trying to eat the turkey.”

“Did it taste okay?” his mother asked.

“I don’t know; it won’t stand still!”