Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous …
The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone.
The next day, his mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, hi mom! I made a traditional Thanksgiving dinner – dressing, mashed potatoes, cranberry dressing, the whole works! But I had trouble trying to eat the turkey.”
“Did it taste okay?” his mother asked.
“I don’t know; it won’t stand still!”