Groaner pun alert – a long way to tip a Rary — enjoy!
A man goes into a pet shop and asks for something unusual.
The owner shows him a rabbit-like animal, and says, “This is a Rary. They only move about by rolling around, and to get one started you have to give it sort of a pat, but they’re clean.”
So the man buys the Rary, but after it’s been home for a while, it starts rolling about uncontrollably and breaking his things.
The shop owner won’t take it back, so he drives 100 km out of town to a tall cliff, intending to give it a push off.
He meets someone there, and after hearing the story, the fellow remarks, “That’s a long way to tip a Rary!”
(Editor’s note: this is a riff on the famous song, It’s a Long Way to Tipperary)