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Thanksgiving rules – Better listen to Grandma’s Thanksgiving rules … if you want to be invited back at Christmas! Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with...
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How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives – a few suggestions … ARRIVAL ‘Your home looks lovely. Almost like it’s worth what you paid for it. Obama didn’t help with that yet, did he? Oh, well, maybe next term. May I use your bathroom?’ In the unlikely event...
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November 16, 2014 user
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You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When – A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at Thanksgiving Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. The ‘Gravy Boat’ your wife set out was a real 12’ boat.
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November 22, 2012 user
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Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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November 15, 2012 user
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The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.
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November 15, 2012 user
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A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore’s ‘The Night Before Thanksgiving’, about Thanksgiving evening …‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
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November 14, 2012 user
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources … my favorite is Erma Bombeck’s observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it … and why!
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November 13, 2012 user
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast – A weather forecast with 100% accuracy – for the fourth Thursday in November, aka Thanksgiving In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an...
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November 12, 2012 user
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On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house: “Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!” The grandmother replies, “Which are you most excited to see?”
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November 11, 2012 user
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Things not to do at Thanksgiving – Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother would do — please don’t!
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November 8, 2012 user
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