Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Thanksgiving Jokes
- Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
- Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
- Funny Thanksgiving quotes
- Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
- How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives
- Last Minute Turkey
- Stuff a turkey
- Thanksgiving Dinner Bribe
- Thanksgiving rules
- Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
- Things not to do at Thanksgiving
- Turkey Riddles
- Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
