Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous …
The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone.
The next day, his mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, hi mom! I made a traditional Thanksgiving dinner – dressing, mashed potatoes, cranberry dressing, the whole works! But I had trouble trying to eat the turkey.”
“Did it taste okay?” his mother asked.
“I don’t know; it won’t stand still!”
Thanksgiving Jokes
- Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
- Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
- Funny Thanksgiving quotes
- Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
- How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives
- Last Minute Turkey
- Stuff a turkey
- Thanksgiving Dinner Bribe
- Thanksgiving rules
- Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
- Things not to do at Thanksgiving
- Turkey Riddles
- Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
