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fishing trip with the guys - when the businessman calls home to ask his wife to pack for a weekend fishing trip, what could go wrong?

fishing trip with the guys

Flight out of Egypt - yes, kids do say the funniest things! When the child draws his favorite Bible story - Joseph, Mary, Jesus on a plane?

Church and God jokes Uncategorized

Flight out of Egypt

Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

Groucho Marx was never more funny than in his autobiography, Groucho and Me. Here as some examples:

Funny quotes from Groucho and Me

Funny quotes about doctors

Funny quotes about doctors

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx, master of the one-liner

Funny quotes from Groucho Marx

Bob Hope quotes - Quotes from the famous comedian Bob Hope on aging, life, and ... golf!

Bob Hope quotes

Yogi Berra quotations

George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin Quotes

W. C. Fields on Marriage

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Ghost starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, the Andrews Sisters

Funny movie quotes from Hold that Ghost

Confucius says

Confucius says