Diet jokes Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Dog food diet

Dog food diet

Rules for dieting at Christmastime

Rules for dieting at Christmastime

Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

Dieting buddy

A sign from God - funny story illustrating how we tend to 'use' God to excuse ourselves - and break our diets in the process!

A sign from God

Alligator sandwich

Alligator sandwich

Faster Food

Shampoo Warning