Funny movie quotes from Road to Rio starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Swine!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Pig!
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): That’s the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): All right. Ham!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Why not?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Up in the stratosphere?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Oh, you
[mumbles]
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Who do you think I am – Mr. Jordan?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): [Uncovering a side of meat in a freezer as he looks for Hot Lips] Well, I’m getting warm. That’s ham!
Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don’t know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn’t know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Look, why don’t you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): I’ll listen for you on ‘The Inner Sanctum.’
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Staring at Lucia’s very tight gown] How’d you put that on – with a spray-gun?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Look at this contract we signed for five months – two weeks guarantee!
Cardoso: You phoneys! You’ll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Who wants to work? We’re musicians!
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Yeah, who knows this co …[He drops the cup]
[to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Are you admitting you’re a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): No, a clean one!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): If they hear us, we’re dead ducks! [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [to his trumpet] You happy little Grable bait!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That’s what they get for not seeing our pictures!
Which Road picture had the Hope character react to a Crosby character’s line with the comeback something like, “Hey, my sponsor!”?
Road to Utopia – Bing Crosby makes a joke about knocking out teeth, and Hope replies, “My sponsor!” (Pepsodent)