Politically correct NFL team names – Since some people are offended by the word ‘Redskins’ – let’s take this political correctness to its’ ultimate conclusion!
- Washington Native Americans
- New York Very Tall People
- Dallas Western-Style Laborers
- L.A. Uninvited Guests
- Minnesota Plundering Norsemen
- Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
- San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts
- New Orleans Pretty Good People
- Phoenix Male Finches
- Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes
- Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden
- Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals
- Tampa Bay West Indies Freebooters
- Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats
- Chicago Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market
- Indianapolis Young Male Horses
- New England Zealous Lovers of Country
- Atlanta Hovering Birds of Prey
- Philadelphia Largely Non-Hovering Birds of Prey
- Seattle Oceanic Birds of Prey
- Tampa Bay Ocean-Going Unlawful Salvage Personnel
- Houston Liquid Fossil Fuel Devotees
- (or taking a different interpretation of oilers) Wheel Rotation Perpetuators
- LA Male Horned Largely-Mountain Faring Ruminants
- NY Air-Fed Inertial Reaction Propulsion Systems
- Kansas-City Native American Leaders
- Pittsburgh Ferrous Heavy Industry Personnel
- Cleveland Subtle Mixtures of 66% Red and 33% Green
- San Diego High Voltage Capacitor Technicians
- Buffalo Men Named William, On Familiar Terms With Associates