Daffy dictionary definitions – a collection of definitions that you’ll never find in your official dictionary – enjoy!
Accountant: A man hired to explain that you didn’t make the money that you did.
Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria
Bigamy: Large pygmy
Butterfly: Throwing of dairy products
Decaffeinated: A cow that just gave birth.
Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.
Fungi: A comedian; the life of the party
Parasites: What you see from the Eiffel Tower.
Polygon: Dead parrot
Quadrillion: Dance requiring four million participants
Santa’s Helpers: subordinate clauses
University Faculty: 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
Will: A dead giveaway.
Wino: The opposite of “Why yes”