10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

1. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
2. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas.
3. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first.
4. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a ‘GENERAL CAR FAULT’ warning light.
5. Sun Microsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only 5% of the roads.
6. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
7. You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought CarXP or Car2000, but then you would need to buy more seats.
8. Occasionally your car would die for no reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would accept this as normal.
9. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you’d have to buy a new car.
10. People would get excited about the new features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been available from other carmakers for years. [Can you say MacinCar?]