How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy!
One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’s submarines are the best.
The American says, “Our submarines can stay underwater one whole year!”.
The Russian counters, “So what? Ours can stay underwater for five whole years!”.
Then the German says, “Ah, that’s nothing. The other day, I was taking a stroll in Kiel harbour, and suddenly this submarine emerges from the water and the captain pokes his head out and shouts, “Gott, Kaiser und Vaterland! Is ze war over already?!”