Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
A Wayne in a manger!

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithful … !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

Author

Tom Raymond

Professional clown who loves to laugh - happily married for 29 years, with 5 children and 1 grandson. Servant of Jesus Christ.

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