All of those naughty pictures – Not what you might think …
A man went to see a highly recommended psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, “What does this remind you of?”
The man replied, “A naked woman.”
Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The man responded, “A naked woman on a bed.”
This went on and on, inkblot after inkblot. The psychiatrist finally said to the man, “Well, there’s no question as to the diagnosis. You are a sick pervert.”
The man stood up and indignantly replied, “I’m not the pervert here! You’re the one who keeps showing me all of those naughty pictures.”