Funny movie quotes from Gypped in the Penthouse Gypped in the Penthouse is a Three Stooges short film, where Larry and Shemp tell how they were driven to the club by their encounters with a gold digger and her boyfriend/husband, Moe – who in turn becomes the newest member of...
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March 11, 2018 user
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The woman and the three parrots A woman goes to a pet store, and has her pick of three talking parrots …
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March 11, 2018 user
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The horse teaches at an elementary school It’s a cute joke about horses and kids, with a pun as your reward!
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March 10, 2018 user
Animal jokes, Kid jokes
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I went to the animal fair The old minstrel song – what *did* happen to the monk?
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March 9, 2018 user
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Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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March 8, 2018 user
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‘The Arkansas Traveler’ is a song disguised as a joke – or possibly a joke disguised as a song Oh, once upon a time in Arkansas, An old man sat in his little cabin door And fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear, A jolly old...
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March 7, 2018 user
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The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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March 5, 2018 user
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Funny movie quotes from Million Dollar Legs, starring W. C. Fields, Jack Oakie, Susan Fleming A hilarious, madcap comedy with lots of verbal humor as well! Enjoy!
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March 4, 2018 user
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Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West is Martin & Lewis’ second film, with the cast from the then-popular “My Friend Irma” radio show
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March 4, 2018 user
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Song lyrics to ‘Bicycle Built For Two’ (also known as ‘Daisy Bell’), written by Harry Dacre There is a flower Within my heart, Daisy, Daisy! Planted one day By a glancing dart, Planted by Daisy Bell! Whether she loves me Or loves me not, Sometimes it’s hard to...
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